JANE JANE IS LOVEY

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I’ve always happily considered myself a feminist. People don’t really like that term, I guess because its a bit out of fashion. Plus the the word feminism tends to make people cringe and think of unshaven armpits and fat girls who never get laid. If thats what springs to your mind then I have news for you: I don’t give a shit. 

Honestly, you can pull all the ‘make me a sandwich’ jokes you want. I’ll comeback with a monster ham & cheese toastie - but I’m going to eat it myself. The worst though is girls who get all eeeked out by the mere mention of women’s rights. You can just sit and watch them squirm, nervous that having an opinion is going to morph them into a man repelling ogre. 

Even though I’ve pulled out the big guns and labelled myself with the F word, I’m really not so concerned with typical gender equality issues. You know, the usual suspects: Equality in the workplace and objectification of women in the media. Even though I’m totally all for the cause (or something like that), they are conversations that seem to just keep going around in circles. Plus, the conversation is boring. 

What’s not boring is chicks who are, quite frankly, tired of being sexy. Or at least any kind of sexy that comes as a cookie cutter. Girls who are tired of complaining about the size of their thighs or stressing about whether they’re too slutty or too prude. Basically, chicks with ambition and an attitude that screams suck my left one. 

riotgrrrl forever yo!

So ladies, if you’re reading this please just pause for a second and take a deep breath. Let all those insecurities melt away and allow your ego to inflate. Try not to forget that you’re fucking awesome.

Jonathan Safran Foer (via aqua-fuck)

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kwadi:

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OH MY FUSCVKJH CRYING

omfg

What a twist

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Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we love them, it would kill us. That doesn’t make you a bad person. It just means your heart’s too big.

I watched ‘Riding in Cars with Boys’ last night. Can’t believe I hadn’t seen it before what with my girl crush on Drew Barrymore and everything. Brittany Murphy died didn’t she? I don’t think I cared much when she died but she was really good in this! Shame, hey?

My favourite line from the movie is the one above. xoxo

Dear Grill’d, 

There are some things in life that people never forget: how to ride a bicycle, their first kiss, and every word to Zoolander. But I know that I will never forget how to make a Grill’d burger. Since the first day that secret ‘relish-lettuce-tomato-onion’ technique was taught to me, I knew it would be with me for life. And now, something deep inside me is calling out. It tells me I’m not yet finished making burgers; I’ve got more to give. 

In conclusion, I would love the opportunity to work as a Team Member at Grill’d Fortitude Valley.

Sincerely, 

Jane Brouwers.

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I’m totally crushing on Mia Freedman, Zoe Foster & Lisa Wilkinson!

Man oh man I want their jobs! SO, Journalism?

-> MAMAMIA <-

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My movie it shot from the computer screen and shows some common behaviours of how people use New Communication Technologies.

hahahahha Anny this is hilarious.

The word of the day is Butter.

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